• A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

• A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

• Thinking isn’t agreeing or disagreeing. That’s voting.

• A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

• The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.