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Will
Rogers
Born
November 4, 1879. Died August 15, 1935.
American actor and humorist. |
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I
don't make jokes. I just watch the government and
report the facts.
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Government
spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't
know any more about this thing than an economist does,
and, God knows, he doesn't know much.
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There's
no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you.
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There
is not a man in the country that can't make a living
for himself and family. Bur he can't make a living for
them "and" his government, too, the way his
government is living. What the government has got to
do is live as cheap as the people.
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If
you make any money, the government shoves you in the
creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all
that don't get wet you can keep.
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On
account of us being a democracy and run by the people,
we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a
government four years, no matter what it does.
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Diplomats are just as essential to
starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it....
You take diplomacy
out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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Be thankful we're not getting all
the government we're paying for.
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